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Wicked puns part I

Some funny puns. More coming soon!

  1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
  2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
  3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  4. A backward poet writes inverse.
  5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
  6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  7. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
  8. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
  10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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  1. * Edd says:

    Point 10 could also be written thus:
    “Show me a piano air-dropped onto a militray base and i’ll show you A-flat major”

    Edd

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago
  2. * Bell-End says:

    I love these puns Steve, keep up the gingerific good work.

    Lots of love and kisses

    Andrew

    | Reply Posted 11 years ago


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