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Wicked puns part II

Some more great puns to keep you going:

  1. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  2. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  3. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  4. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  5. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
  6. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
  7. Every calendar's days are numbered.
  8. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
  9. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  10. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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  1. * Bell-End says:

    I really don’t get number 3, because I like men!

    Sam-Wel

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 2 months ago
    • * Robbie says:

      Gosh, I wish I would have had that inomifatron earlier!

      | Reply Posted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
  2. * steve says:

    I have half a mind to delete that comment, Graeme (I think it was you — if not I apologise) but I won’t because I don’t get many comments.

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 2 months ago


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