Wicked puns part III

The final part of the wicked puns series — finally. Sorry there are only nine, but I'm sure you'll get over it.

  1. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  2. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  3. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
  4. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
  5. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  6. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
  7. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  8. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
  9. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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  1. * Edd says:

    Here's a tenth to complete the third set:

    10. French men don't have 2 eggs for breakfast because one egg is un oeuf.

    Hope you feel more complete now


    | Reply Posted 11 years, 7 months ago

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