Stupid Labels

Here is a collection of stupid phrases off of the labels on a wide variety of products that i found rather amusing

On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts

On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use

On a Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

On German headphones
Do not increase volume past threshold of pain

On Sainsbury's peanuts
Contains nuts

On Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping

On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap

On some Swanson frozen dinners
Serving suggestions: Defrost

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box)
Do not turn upside down

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating

On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication

On Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness

On most brands of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only

On a child's Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid
Do not use on food

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

On V-tech phone
Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused


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  1. * Kel says:

    tee hee hee

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 3 months ago
  2. * Steven says:

    good labels guys

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 3 months ago
    • * stevopia says:

      steven i hate you don’t reply ever again.

      | Reply Posted 7 years ago
  3. * Haggis says:

    On Sainsbury’s peanuts
    Contains nuts

    THERES A REASON, peanuts, are not nuts, they are actually a type of pea, or legume (fruit) which is a pea. To some up, is a pea not a nut. So ha, there is sense to it

    | Reply Posted 11 years, 1 month ago
  4. * chelsea says:

    bahahahahah this is so stupid some of these things makes no since!! hdklfjaklbjal ;nkm gak;

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 8 months ago
  5. * meowmeow117 says:

    wow r we rly that stupid?

    | Reply Posted 10 years, 2 months ago
  6. * Mati says:

    Don’t blame the producers, blame the consumers. Especially Americans, some of which either have IQ lower than a peanut or misuse goods so they can sue the companies for money.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  7. * Ed Neil says:

    I Think they have missed one HUGE item off the list:

    iPhone instruction booklet:

    Do Not:

    Eat, wash, pierce, crush, incinerate, bury, explode the iPhone!! (Give or take a few

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 7 months ago
  8. * the says:

    wow……… huh i think we should sing the barny song

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  9. * the says:

    do not attemt to flush toilet incase of fire

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  10. * the says:

    WARNING!!! do not attemt to go to the bathroom in this elevator

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  11. * the says:

    this nintendo ds is not intended as a culinary device

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  12. * the says:

    warning! this bed is not intended for use as a cellular phone

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 3 months ago
  13. * Tiger says:

    LOL LOL LOL LOL Put more on

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 11 months ago
  14. * Tiger says:

    Warning: Dont dive car off bridge

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 11 months ago
  15. * Tiger says:

    TIGERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Warning tigers may kill if let out

    A sing at the zoo

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 11 months ago
  16. * vj says:

    i found this on a thing of speed stick fresh antiperspirant deoderant:

    Ask a doctor before use if you have kidney disease.
    directions: apply to underarms only
    warning: for exteral use only
    if swallowed, get medical help right away

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 8 months ago
  17. * ghost says:

    time warner cable commercial states that they have free hd programming for only 9.95 more a month

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 5 months ago

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